Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Some crap.


I am predicting the appearance of odd deep-sea dwellers on the shores of Asian countries soon. Remember how there was that tidal wave in 2004, then in Jan/Feb 2007 there was the frilled shark AND the goblin shark within days of each other. Plus: "In 2003, more than a hundred goblin sharks were caught off the northwest coast of Taiwan, an area in which they have previously not been found. Reportedly, the sharks were caught a short time after an earthquake occurred in the area." -- Wikipedia

So China earthquake + Myanmar Cyclone = Japanese dudes catching the weirdest creatures in the sea.

This weirds me out. I think that it means something, like it is the end times or something --- when the sea monsters start coming up to play.

Here is the sappy and belated Mother's Day portion. While my child is now 14 years old and a surly, hulking, man-child, he was once upon a time a cute leetle baby.
Witness:













AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Look at the cute smile and the eyelashes and the teddybear jammies!

After awhile things went bad:



















Notice the unkempt hair, the savage countenance, the thuggish apparel. Oh the shins he could destroy.

It got better once:













See how he almost smiled? And is well dressed and clean. Yeah it was a wedding. Later he put tool-shaped confetti in his sparkling apple juice then choked on it and threw up.

He has morphed into a cynical surly beast that is all 'emo' when at the beach:



Anyway, happy Mom's day late everyone. Hope your kid remembered!
And remember! Strap on your vorpal sword, the creepy crawlies are rising from the deep!!

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