Gay Coke

So we have a new product in my area, since we are a test market for many companies you may not see this product in your area EVER.

It is Diet Coke Plus. As you can see the "Plus" is written in rainbow colors.

Diet Coke Plus is better because it has vitamins! Each 8-ounce serving of Diet Coke Plus provides 15% of the daily value for niacin and vitamins B6 and B12, and 10% for zinc and magnesium.
So it really is good for you, right? Hhahahahahaha. I make joke.

And the beauty is, it tastes exactly like Original Diet Coke!
The thing is I do not care about Diet Coke at all. I prefer Coke to Pepsi in general, but I will drink just about anything. But I have a friend to whom Diet Coke is his third food group (after PBR and Camel Lights). This product may actually make him healthier! So it is for him I christen it "Gay Coke". Welcome to the future, where you never have to actually eat food.