FAC RIP?

Well, I know some people are having a hard week, and some people are going camping after work on Friday and some of us have to do the whole running trivia at 8:00 on Friday, and some of you never show up, but just get these emails to see what crazy crap I came up with this week!

So FAC may be RIP for awhile. I am real busy.

What is going on with me you ask?

First of all, in order to further my education so I can eventually not work for the gov't I am going back to school! Yay school!

I am taking some art classes and a PL/SQL class which is actually training for my current job.
I am taking a class in Illustrator, and I will never ever make crud like this:
















I am taking a painting class, because I am a good drawer but a lousy painter:



















Just kidding -- I did not paint that. BUT speaking of PAINTINGS -- Did I mention Divine Intervention and how you all should come down to Denver on the night of the 17th to see the awesome show and actually see a painting I made?

Here is why I have to leave the gov't:











Haha. No, in all seriousness I will work for the gov't forever because it pays so well but eventually I want to make more art in a year than I make trips to the break room. More art = happier Berri.


So to also make me happier -- PL/SQL!



















Guess what does not make me happy? Ants all over my book. WTF Oracle?

Ah, well, guess you have to remind the geeks that nature exists out there somewhere.


I must confess, the above is all lies. The only thing I will be doing for the next eleventy million hours is playing with my new toy:


















YES, I KNOW the rest of the world has had iPod since the day it came out but mine was waaaaay cheaper and it is just as awesome.

I am etching a skull and X-bones into the back as we speak. With my eyes.


What else? Oh here is what the inside of a Nano looks like:












There is a new bar coming!!! How could I forget. As soon as they open FAC will be at Black Oak Publooneraunt thingy -- it is in Old Towne where Connor O'Neill's was. My friend Heather L. is going to be a bartender there! Huzzah!

So I will be at Choice City Shots Friday at like 7 PM for my FAC and triviaganza! Feel free to join me there!

I will have this in my dream home, only problem is, when you are listening to thrash metal the paper comes out really fast!



















Bear "SeXXyKitteh19 is my name on the iPod fan boards, just kidding it is AcidGaze" Bonney

FAC of eight

Hello FAC-ers!

Well it is August. It has been a couple of weeks since the last FAC -- what have you all been up to? Some of you may be going (back) to school pretty soon. I sure will. I am taking a couple of classes in addition to one class which qualifies as a work training. Which means I get school credit and work credit! Woo!

Here is some trivia for you: Next year the second Tuesday of August will be 08/08/08. Pretty cool, maybe not as cool as the kid who turned 8 yrs old on 08/08/88, but still. We should find a kid that will be 8 on 08/08/08 and throw them the biggest dang party ever.

World's funniest joke, as voted on by people from , well, around the world:

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice, says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

The article:
http://www.newscientisttech.com/article/dn2876.html%20l

Really you should read this one, too:

http://www.newscientist.com/channel/being-human/mg19426031.700-a-quirky-look-at-our-quirky-species.html


Hmmm... where was I? Ah yes! FAC!

So, I know some people are tired of the Surfside. I am not -- nor will I be for like six years. BUT I do want to accommodate some other people in their love for other bars or for variety. I am sending this SURVEY out to YOU! PLEASE RESPOND if you give a flip at all about where we go for FAC, because if not it will default to Surfside until I get bored.

1) Do you want to go to a different bar than Surfside this week?

2) If yes to #1, which bar or bars?

3) Did your answer for #2 include any of the following: Washington's, Zydeco's, Hodi's or Suite 182?

4) If yes to #3 please change your answer for #2.

5) Does the bar you chose have food?

6) Does it have any really cool features such as free things, pool or bubble hockey, karaoke or the like (LIKE TRIVIA)? (Please list cool features)

7) Is it in Ft. Collins? (Please list the location)

8) Does the bar have strippers? ( Please list the stage names of the strippers) (not really) (really) (no) (yes) (...)

9) Is the bar open at 4:30ish?

10) If we go to the bar you chose will you show up to FAC?


Okay that wasn't too hard was it?

Here are some things that are difficult;

Words:

-- Vocab test...reply with your score for bragging rights!

Driving:














www.micom.net/oops/ -- for more funny than you can handle.


Bear "I meant to do that!" Bonney