Daily agenda

7:33 Arrive at work
7:35 to 7:50 Wait for computer to boot up. To save time, Get coffee and gossip while waiting.
7:50 - 8:00 more gossip, talk about WoW
8:00 - 8:15 read email and meeting invites. cry because of how insipid it all is, especially the meeting invite for 2-4pm from the big boss saying he will explain what is going on since our supervisor was fired last week. TWO HOURS? ugh
8:15 - 9:00 IM with coworkers, plan for meetings, eavesdrop
9:00 - 9:15 smoke break when team meeting is canceled because our supervisor was fired, and now big boss is our direct supervisor.
9:15 - 9:30 screw around reading xkcd in a coworkers cube and speculate on agenda of meeting with big boss later.
9:30 - 10:00 research prices of digital voice recorders to record big boss's speech in the 2 hour meeting later
10:00 - 10:20 meeting where people discuss obvious things and create a process which violates all best business practices for IT. Hear coworker say (when asked who we report to now) "no one" when two other coworkers simultaneously say name of big boss. Suspect that coworker will be the next boss just because she is so dumb.
10:20 - 10:33 look at instantchewbacca.com , clicking the button repeatedly because it is exactly how I feel right now
10:34 - 10:42 dick around on the internet reading xkcd and the fake AP Stylebook
10:42 - 10:45 watch annoying Visa commercial from the Olympics
10:45 - 11:00 contemplate quitting, talk to coworker about work stuff
11:00 - 11:38 Lunch and smoke break, wherein I joke with former supervisor about hitting the liquor store on the way back from lunch, she replies we should just go to her house and I say I am free from 2 to 4pm
11:38 - 11:42 read email about using a patching agent to deploy another patching agent, which is like using Google to search for Bing
11:45 - 11:50 take and fail an online quiz about postpartum depression
11:50 - 11:57 read and eyeroll at top 10 radical parenting methods article
11:58 - 12:10 dick around with "parenting skills" game on Discovery health
12:10 - 12:25 edit star wars propaganda poster with vader on it to refer to my workplace
12:26 - 12:38 read Found magazine while drinking Red Bull to get pumped for my 2pm meeting
12:39 - 12:53 talk about books and Found magazine with coworker, also enlighten her as to the size of Powell's City of Books
12:54 - 12:58 pee out the redbull/coffee/dietcoke
12:59 - 1:10 smoke break
1:12 - 1:30 talk about when big boss will show up, talk about knitting and reading some more
1:30 - 1:55 glue handle on rainbow coffee mug, IM with coworkers, fill out time sheet, write draft of resignation letter, blog
2:00 - 4:00 Listen to the big boss
4:02 drink heavily

More on what the big boss had to say after I actually hear it. Whee.